you're crazy, wildcat

dankmichael:

i got sinnin’ on my mind sippin’ on red wine

im wayching divergent hi theo james,

50shadesofficial:

*shouts from inside harry’s asshole* free me

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

cykeem white:)

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

I just preordered tickets to watch the maze runner tomorrow night :’)

femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

this update is the biggest let down wtf apple

iOS 8 doesn’t have the app lock why do yall lie…..